Last night the BBC broadcast the ‘Sport Relief’ tv fundraiser, raising money for good causes both in the UK and abroad. http://www.sportrelief.com/ If you haven’t already done so, and if your financial position permits you to make a donation, I would thoroughly encourage you to do so. A very worthwhile charity.
I watched the tv show last night after a tiring week at work and, sat on the sofa like a beached whale, it just struck me as ironic that the theme of the show was supposed to be around sport. But not too long into the program, I started to feel uncomfortable. Watching the appeal clips – where they show individuals who are in need of support (the tear-jerkers that are designed to make you donate) – I started to make some mental calculations. The film in question showed some poor young soul who was working all day, at the age of just 10, and come the evening, was just so tired his bones ached – all he really wanted was to go to school. Indeed the young chap wanted to be a doctor. And in case you wondered what that noise was, that was the sound of my heart-strings twanging and in my mind I was working out if I could adopt him and send him to the local primary school. My mind then drifted onto the lovely Gary Lineker, who was presenting the show at that point….and this story that was in the Daily Mail a week ago: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2116217/Match-Day-BBCs-15-000-travel-Gary-Linekers-chauffeur-ride-Salford-London.html The appeal clip stated that a teacher for this young boy would cost £100pw. Based on Mr Lineker’s alledged £2,000,000 salary for sitting in front of a tv camera and talking from an autocue, that is the equivalent of 384 teachers. Now I know that may be unfair on the lovely Mr Lineker, but I am sure a number of other viewers were making the same mental calculation. In these difficult financial times, we are all becoming used to making tough economic decisions and from where I am sat, a £2m salary paid for by the BBC license payers seems a tad high when there are such needy causes, as highlighted by Mr Lineker himself. It may have been a subliminal message from his conscience.
Having had these thoughts I then found it increasingly difficult to watch the Sport Relief tv show. However much I loved the tv presenters working last night, I couldn’t help working out their worth against the causes they were promoting. And by my calculations a number of people could have their lives saved if we sack Davina McCall, Dermott O’Whatshisname and Claudia Winklepicker. It’s that brutal. These celebs won’t become homeless, they can all sleep in my spare room.
But the last straw came when Dermott O’Whatshisname, whose presenting skills I am not a huge fan of, started to make some quips about not wanting to mention the new BBC tv talent show, ‘The Voice’ (which starts tonight and overlaps with ITV’s ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ – a program made by his employer Simon Cowell). Dermott, you are working for the BBC tonight. If there is a conflict of interests then don’t accept the job. But then, blow me, a section of the Sport Relief show involved the cast of ITV’s Benidorm (being broadcast last night too on ITV) appearing on ITV’s Britain’s Got Talent. Seems to me that the people behind the BBC Sport Relief show are backing the wrong horse. Indeed, there didn’t appear to be a great deal of sport involved other than those sections with cameo appearances by comedians.
Don’t misunderstand my point. The Sport Relief charity is excellent and I have financially supported it this year. I just feel as though times are hard and the days when ‘celebs’ could appeal for us to make donations have gone – the reality is that these type of shows involve the BBC broadcasting hardship clips and then multi-millionaire celebrities shout and sob at us asking us to donate our cash – then we at home look into our wallets (the contents already raped by the tax man and oil companies) and work out if the cat really needs feeding this week because Claudia Winklepicker has demanded a tenner…. and now lets look at this witty clip of a multi millionaire comedian and a token sports personality out of his comfort zone. We know the drill.
I think we have all grown up a bit when it comes to these kind of appeal shows and around making financial decisions so next time, dearest BBC, I think we could do with more fact and less showbiz. Maybe a little less Davina and a little more Fiona Bruce, Sophie Raworth – and Ricky Boleto for the kids. Then if this is about Sport then let’s cover some sport…..otherwise how is this any different from Children in Need, etc etc. If it gives you a clue about engagement levels, then take note that within my work place no one, that’s no one, has mentioned anything sport relief related at all in the last four weeks. Including yesterday. That is an nil engagement. That can’t be right.
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